So then, the buyer purchases a snake that neither he nor the seller have ever seen. Doubtless, to me, in his desire to be a good customer and because he's got about zero experience, the buyer takes the snake that most here have said, without ever having been in the same position as the buyer, they would not have taken.
Should the seller have allowed this obviously defective snake to be sold to begin with? Hard to say since the seller NEVER saw the snake.
The buyer has exaggerated, the seller has obfuscated, we the readers were none of us there to witness what actually happened.
All the drama aside, since I really can't believe enough of what either of them, the buyer or seller, are saying, what is to be done now? The buyer wants to keep his snake, the seller is still willing to refund the buyer if the buyer returns the snake so, it seems to me, that you guys, the buyer and seller, need to simply agree to do something other than see who can whiz the farthest because this has sort of become a whizzing contest and the wind is coming up and I'm not really in the mood for golden showers and, finally, I don't, just flat out don't, believe either of you is telling the whole truth.
So boys, decide what you're going to do, then do it. I'd highly recommend you not do business together again though.