Here is a snippet of an email from Parish... Eerily similar to Ryan's and within a couple short days of each other. Please keep in mind, also, that I keep a 20 page list of notes/DNBFOST on everybody and these incidents go back more than a year. This poor soul is adamant on trying to enlighten me.
It's old already, I can't help you Ryan/Robert with your lack of genetics, but... I'm going to one up you... and turn you around pants down for the crowd bud. If you were a 12yr old, I wouldn't, BUT YOU'RE MY AGE, and that makes you game!
You could have asked nicely instead of being wrong and smarta$$ish with me. Below, he is telling me an adult 2100 gram very nice looking holdback female YB Poss Het Caramel, a screaming looking adult, unlike any of my other 4, I must make mention, is worth $75? Lol. Just to be a thorn, no other reason. Just to be spiteful, and/or jealous as all get out. That's it! That's why in posting this! (All for you, the reader!)
And then; still rambling on genetics that they are incorrect on regarding my high yellow adult BEL that is a Possible shot at Pastel too, I can't tell, you can't tell, it needs to be proven through breeding trials. It doesn't matter what her parents are after the BS he sent me. I'm good around here, if I say Possible Pastel on Lucy. You can take it to the BANK!
By the way: for years I get somebody constantly referring to BHB like he is a GODSEND! Constantly fluffing up BHB in his responses to me from Scottadale, Az. Sending me his price lists like I need to conform to them and blah, blah, blah. I caught Parish and Carver do the same. Bingo, I thought, I caught him finally!
This is where and when I started to connect Carver to Parish. Their genetics lessons were spot on incorrect, and eerily similar to me. Why am I doing this? I asked myself over the years if I should do something like this. Make a post on these people... I'm beginning to forget, but it's for YOU reading, I know you've done this for awhile, everybody wants to put sellers on the stake... And I'm all good, fine and dandy with that. But, headed into 2014... It's time to put flakes, idiots, dreamers, hopers, wishers and tire-kickers, and fools with ten years in, and incorrect on genetics up on there IMHO too now.
I am impressed with this persons grammar... That's about it! My posts back to him were voice texted ramblings of how sick I am of them. I never threatened them, but... You gotta know I'd love to! Without further ado:
"On Dec 2, 2013, at 11:51 PM, "Robert Parish" wrote:
http://bhb-reptiles.myshopify.com/collections/ball-pythons?page=18
Bottom of the page. Yellow belly is $75 for the male or $150 for the female. Maybe if I save real hard I can have a purdy snake like yours, mister.
Let me know how I'm "attacking you" when you're obviously trying to convince people that your snake is worth far more than it actually is. It's like you're stealing a TV and climbing out the window, and when I point to you and call you a thief, you're acting like I'm the one who's in the wrong. Fascinating.
Pastel is a codom gene. A Lucy can't be 'het for pastel' any more than it can be 'het for bigfoot'. I'd love to hear your genetic dissertation on how you've managed the impossible to cause a codom gene to express like a recessive. Feel free to enlighten me, Dr. Mendel.
I apologize if I don't fear a man who's life is spent trying to con people on craigslist, but by all means, please continue to issue threats to me in writing, the police will be interested to read it. As far as calling, I'll let THEM call you. I won't bother, but thanks for including your number.
It's pretty clear that I'm upsetting you badly. This will be the end of our discussion.
Toodles"
You gotta appreciate the running to the Cops comment. Omg I love it when a fool casts a stone and you pick it up... You Randy Johnson it right back at em at 101mph, and POOF! I'M CALLING MOMMY AND THE COPS! I still can't stop rolling on the floor there!
every time... if I see you continuing your funny stuff... Fair? 
