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    I am still waiting on my developer to finish up on the Classifieds Control Panel so I can use it to encourage members into becoming paying members. Google Adsense has become a real burden on the viewing of this site, but honestly it is the ONLY source of income now that keeps it afloat. I tried offering disabling the ads being viewed by paying members, but apparently that is not enough incentive. Quite frankly, Google Adsense has dropped down to where it barely brings in enough daily to match even a single paid member per day. But it still gets the bills paid. But at what cost?

    So even without the classifieds control panel being complete, I believe I am going to have to disable those Google ads completely and likely disable some options here that have been free since going to the new platform. Like classified ad bumping, member name changes, and anything else I can use to encourage this site to be supported by the members instead of the Google Adsense ads.

    But there is risk involved. I will not pay out of pocket for very long during this last ditch experimental effort. If I find that the membership does not want to support this site with memberships, then I cannot support your being able to post your classified ads here for free. No, I am not intending to start charging for your posting ads here. I will just shut the site down and that will be it. I will be done with FaunaClassifieds. I certainly don't need this, and can live the rest of my life just fine without it. If I see that no one else really wants it to survive neither, then so be it. It goes away and you all can just go elsewhere to advertise your animals and merchandise.

    Not sure when this will take place, and I don't intend to give any further warning concerning the disabling of the Google Adsense. Just as there probably won't be any warning if I decide to close down this site. You will just come here and there will be some sort of message that the site is gone, and you have a nice day.

    I have been trying to make a go of this site for a very long time. And quite frankly, I am just tired of trying. I had hoped that enough people would be willing to help me help you all have a free outlet to offer your stuff for sale. But every year I see less and less people coming to this site, much less supporting it financially. That is fine. I tried. I retired the SerpenCo business about 14 years ago, so retiring out of this business completely is not that big if a step for me, nor will it be especially painful to do. When I was in Thailand, I did not check in here for three weeks. I didn't miss it even a little bit. So if you all want it to remain, it will be in your hands. I really don't care either way.

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    Some people have indicated that finding the method to contribute is rather difficult. And I have to admit, that it is not all that obvious. So to help, here is a thread to help as a quide. How to become a contributing member of FaunaClassifieds.

    And for the record, I will be shutting down the Google Adsense ads on January 1, 2025.
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    In short, DON'T! Email notices are to ONLY alert you of a reply to your private message or your ad on this site. Replying to the email just wastes your time as it goes NOWHERE, and probably pisses off the person you thought you replied to when they think you just ignored them. So instead of complaining to me about your messages not being replied to from this site via email, please READ that email notice that plainly states what you need to do in order to reply to who you are trying to converse with.

Women Jokes......

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Let's really get this new forum off the ground. Come on, everybody. Let's hear all of your best "woman" jokes. I'll go first. Here are only the ones I can think of right off hand:

Why did God create a woman?
---Because sheep can't cook.

Why are women like beer bottles?
---They're both empty from the neck up.

Regarding relationships, why are women like buses?
---If you miss one, all you have to do is wait. Another one is bound to come along.

Why don't married men buy dishwashers?
---They thought they married one.

Why did the woman cross the road?
---Who cares? What is she doing out of the kitchen?

How does a man fix his dishwasher?
---He smacks her in the butt and tells her to get back to work.

Why are men better than women?
---That one needs no answer. We all know why.
 
Great Woman Joke

Why do doctors spank newborn babies?

To knock the weenies off the smart ones :)
 
Heather here is one for you;)

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes??

nothing , you already said it twice:D



another one

How many women does it take to bring you a beer??

one, and it better be open when the b!tch brings it


If women were thought to be half as good as men they would have to be twice as good as they are now



whats the 1st thing a blond said when she woke up??

morning fellas
 
How does a blond turn on the lights after sex??
She opens the car door.

Why do blonds wear hoop ear rings??
So they have a place to put their ankles.

What do you call a brunette standing between two blonds?
An interputer (I can't spell interputer, sorry)
 
Its amazing men never get along with their wives
Click to expand...
Thats because the beer was never opened,... probably can't see because of the black eyes

Its called HUMOR Sean, simple humor
You know making light of stuff;)
 
***What did God say after creating man?
I can do better.

***Husband: Want a quickie?
Wife: As opposed to what?

***What is the difference between a man and a catfish?
One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.

***Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.

***How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One-He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.


:D :D :D
 
A stacked blonde bombshell meets a very handsome man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears.

Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall.

The blonde is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side.

She turns to him... they kiss... she decides to give this sensitive guy the best night of his life... and then she rips his clothes off and makes hot steamy love to him.

After an intense night of passion with this really nice sensitive guy, as they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?"

The sensitive guy thought for a moment and said:

"Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."
 
women joke

why do brides wear white?

because your dishwasher should always match your stove and refrigerator
 
yet another

What does a UFO and a smart woman have in common??

They are often talked about, but nobody ever sees one...
 
Two Blondes walked into a building.... you'd think one of 'em should've seen it??

I was walking with a Blonde by the YMCA the other day.... she turned to me and said, "Look, honey, somebody spelled MACY'S wrong??"

What do you call TEN Blondes standing on their heads??
NINE Brunettes!

This Blonde was so dumb, she thought Sherlock Holmes was a HOUSING project!

The Blonde was so dumb, she thought "Roe vs Wade", was alternate ways to get across the RIVER!
 
The blonde was given a new cell phone for her birthday by her husband. Later that day, her cell phone rings, and when she answers the phone, it is her husband calling.

"Thanks for calling me on my new phone Honey, but how did you know I was at Walmart??"
 
women

why are women like hurricanes?

they arrive moaning, wet and wild, when they leave they take your house and your car
 
dyke joke

what do you call 50 bulldykes with assault rifles?

Militia Etheridge
 
joke

whats the new webster's definition of "confusion"?

fathers day in harlem
 
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