For Sale Texas-AND-WEST-COAST-Bound TODAY, September 15th!! Get Your orders in n' ready!!

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***NOTA BENE!! We have created a new price matrix for multiple Shipments going to one (1) Customer (Recipient), here it is in simplest form:

One (1) Pickup = $125
Two (2) Pickups = $225
Three (3) Pickups = $300
A fourth or more Pickups will be $75/ea.

Further NOTA BENE: This is when ALL Stops, id est all Pickups + Delivery, are within Standard Territory, id est: All of PA down the east coast to Tampa, across the Gulf down to San Antonio, over to Abilene and straight up through the eastern portions of OK/KS/NE, all of Iowa, lower portion of MN, lower halves of WI and MI, all of MO/IL/IN/OH, and everything within.

Id est, exempli gratia; if just one (1) Stop, whether Pickup or Delivery, is in El Paso, this will incur a $50 surcharge; if in Odessa, a $25 surcharge. Exceptionally large Shipments still incur their own surcharge, whether a single large animal (exempli gratia, a full-grown D. polylepis, O. hannah or Lachesis sp.), a large pair of animals (e.g., full-grown B. rhinoceros), or a gazillion animals.***

Greetings Everyone,

For those who were a part of any or all of the first 17 itineraries, or at least followed the corresponding ads:

November 3: http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/forums/showthread.php?t=741990
November 17: http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/forums/showthread.php?t=743530
November 30: http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/forums/showthread.php?t=745171
December 15: http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/forums/showthread.php?t=746372
December 29: http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/forums/showthread.php?t=747466
January 11: http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/forums/showthread.php?t=748657
January 28: http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/forums/showthread.php?p=2244808#post2244808
February 8: http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/forums/showthread.php?t=750893
March 2: http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/forums/showthread.php?t=752201
March 23: http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/forums/showthread.php?t=753972
April 13: http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/forums/showthread.php?t=755101
May 4: http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/forums/showthread.php?t=757160
May 19: https://www.faunaclassifieds.com/forums/showthread.php?t=758367
June 15: https://www.faunaclassifieds.com/forums/showthread.php?t=760260
July 13: https://www.faunaclassifieds.com/forums/showthread.php?t=762953
August 10: https://www.faunaclassifieds.com/forums/showthread.php?p=2268395#post2268395
August 24: https://www.faunaclassifieds.com/forums/showthread.php?p=2270319#post2270319

...Lois and I are returning to The Lone Star State on September 15th (actual arrival = 9/18), but also making our debut on the West Coast (!!), so, Pacificers, add on the gravy and make this more worthwhile for us! This is a perfect opportunity--and what will be a rare one at that, till the cats and puppies/small dogs 'sector' takes off soon, and especially when I acquire my aviator's license next year--to try out our service that has had nearly 100% positive feedback. We are confident that You will not be disappointed!

For those who are unaware of what all of this pertains to, please read my original ‘(VENOMOUS) ANIMAL DELIVERY SERVICE’ ad posted on September 4: http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/forums/showthread.php?p=2222383#post2222383, and read all of the positive feedback on the first of the aforementioned links (11/3). Nota Bene: This original ad needs some serious revamping, ha, but You will get the gist of it.

I will detail how the process works which is quite simple honestly, via a pre-typed description that I copy/paste to everyone, and/or over a phone call. In the meantime, please check out the previous ‘Texas-Bound’ ads for an idea of how these itineraries work, the smooth flow n’ logical order of Pickups and Deliveries that is, and infer what You can.

As of September 17, we have 41 Shipments/50 Stops lined up so far, coast-to-coast!! See photos 2-4, and a Reply with three (3) more photos, for Google Maps screenshots of the current itinerary, and the corresponding list here (id est, more Stops [Shipments] will likely be added which, logically, will alter the itinerary, but which all affected Sellers and Customers will be apprised of renewed ETAs ASAP):

Pre-Run 9/12-13 (not depicted)
Fort Lauderdale, FL: Pickup x 3 (frozen Burmese Python Shipments)
Rockwood, PA: Pickup

Wednesday, 9/15
Sellersville: Pickup x 3
Matamoras: Pickup
Thursday, 9/16
Buffalo: Delivery (nonvenomous; from Matamoras Pickup)
Jackhorn: Pickup x 2
Taylorsville: Pickup x 3
Friday, 9/17
Little River: Pickup
Seneca: Pickup + Delivery (from Sellersville Pickup)
Saturday, 9/18
Salem: Pickup
Aurora: Pickup x 2
Bella Vista: Delivery (from Pre-Run Ft. Lauderdale Pickup)
Oklahoma City: Delivery x 2 (from Taylorsville Pickup & us)
Abilene: Pickup
North Richland Hills: Delivery (from Taylorsville Pickup)
Grand Prairie: Pickup + Delivery (from Aurora Pickup)
Sunday, 9/19
Denton: Pickup + Delivery (from Jackhorn Pickup)
Frisco: Delivery (from Pre-Run Ft. Lauderdale Pickup)
Richardson: Delivery (from Little River Pickup)
Round Rock: Delivery (from Aurora Pickup)
Cleveland: Pickup x 3
Porter: Delivery (from us)
Dickinson: Pickup
Alvin: Pickup x 4, + Delivery (from Jackhorn Pickup)
San Antonio: Pickup + Delivery (from Sellersville Pickup)
Mountain Home: Pickup x 2
Monday, 9/20
Tucson: Pickup
Tuesday, 9/21
Lake Elsinore: Delivery (from Salem Pickup)
Helendale: Pickup (for us; a puppy!)
Wednesday, 9/22
Eugene: Delivery (from Pre-Run Ft. Lauderdale Pickup)
La Pine: Delivery (from Alvin Pickup)
Adrian: Delivery (from Cleveland Pickup)
Friday, 9/24
Grygla: Delivery (from Sellersville Pickup)
Saturday, 9/25
Aurora: Delivery (from Grand Prairie Pickup)
Allegan: Pickup
Muskegon: Pickup
East Lansing: Delivery (from Taylorsville Pickup)
Sunday, 9/26
Jackhorn: Delivery (from Denton Pickup)
Taylorsville: Pickup x 3
Troutman: Delivery (from Dickinson Pickup)
Linwood: Delivery (from Tucson Pickup)
Ridgeland: Delivery (from Alvin Pickup)
Monday, 9/27
Hampton: Delivery (from [second] Taylorsville Pickup)
Purcellville: Delivery (from Alvin Pickup)
Enola: Delivery (from Alvin Pickup)
Mohrsville: Delivery x 3 (from Abilene, Fascination & [second] Taylorsville Pickups)
Philadelphia: Delivery (from Mountain Home Pickup)
Sellersville: Delivery x 3 (from Seneca, San Antonio & Muskegon Pickups)
Matamoras: Delivery (from Buffalo Pickup)
Dunmore: Delivery (from [second] Taylorsville Pickup)
Tuesday, 9/28
Corning: Delivery (nonvenomous; from Cleveland Pickup)
Wednesday, 9/29
Somerset: Delivery x 2 (from Mountain Home & Allegan Pickups)
Home

Nota Bene: Google Maps Stop times show to be sooner, therefore the overall itinerary to be completed a lot sooner, based on nonstop driving; however, though we drive “nonstop”, being realistic based on the first 17 itineraries (my gregarious, loquacious and personable nature being most culpable for delays, haha), I have adjusted for later days/times in creating more accurate ETAs. As Stops (Shipments) are added, ETAs will likely be affected, but we will apprise all affected Sellers and Customers of updated ETAs ASAP.

Further Nota Bene: Deliveries from us will not show a Pickup, nor will Pickups for us show a Delivery. As well, we occasionally perform a Pickup(s) for the following itinerary. This is to explain any discrepancy in number of Pickups to number of Deliveries--and essentially/ultimately, to the number of Shipments I claim--if You're bored and actually keep track of this, haha, but the real intention is to depict everywhere we are stopping and traveling through in case You have something to add. Also, added Shipments do not necessarily mean added Stops if both Pickup and Delivery are locations we are already hitting up. Id est, added Shipments will not necessarily add time (save playing Tetris to fit everything as well as more animals to inspect in our daily inspections).

Please share these ads like wildfire! The more Shipments the merrier! And as far as payment options ($125 [minor surcharges for multiple Pickups, and for Pickups and/or Deliveries outside of Standard Territory - be looking for a new colour-coded ‘territory map’ soon]), it is preferable for the Customer (Recipient) to pay me directly, but a few Sellers have preferred to pay me instead, and that’s fine. Payment will be due upon securing the Shipment from the Seller, whether from the Customer (preferable) or the Seller. My payment option details are:

Zelle: [email protected]
Cash App: $Burzum9
Venmo: Burzum999
PayPal: PayPal.Me/Burzum999/125 (main site), or send to [email protected] (app, mobile site)
Square: Over the phone unless You trust credit card details or photos via email or text which I would immediately delete, but this is NOT recommended

I thank You in advance for Your (continuing) patronage, especially in the wake of Delta’s dreadful return on Veteran’s Day 2020! ...in which, word has it, they have failed several times already! (...no surprise...) I offer so many benefits to my service, including but not limited to: Daily inspections with videos of each animal sent as proof (Customers love this!); live arrival guarantee (ask for terms or details); no special crating nor IATA labels; hand-delivery to Your home, work or public place of Your choice; flexibility and versatility including able to change course last minute (e.g. from home to work); direct communication (and timely responses) with the carrier of Your precious gems; et cetera.

Give Obscure Gems Reptiles’ Animal Transport Service a shot, You will NOT be disappointed!!

Sincerely,

Timothy Gould
Obscure Gems Reptiles
[email protected]
Cell: (413) 427-4832
 

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Screenshots #4-6

Screenshots #4-6!! This is the first time ever requiring six (6) screenshots!! Forty-one (41) Shipments/50 Stops so far (!!), keep'em comin'!!
 
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SIX (6) SCREENSHOTS (to depict how large this itinerary is)!!!! This is a first!! This is our largest itinerary yet, unbelievable!! Thank You for the patronage!!

Keep'em comin' and make us 'go out with a bang' (!!), for our next itinerary won't be till October 19, after Hamburg on the 16th.
 
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