• Posted 12/19/2024.
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    I am still waiting on my developer to finish up on the Classifieds Control Panel so I can use it to encourage members into becoming paying members. Google Adsense has become a real burden on the viewing of this site, but honestly it is the ONLY source of income now that keeps it afloat. I tried offering disabling the ads being viewed by paying members, but apparently that is not enough incentive. Quite frankly, Google Adsense has dropped down to where it barely brings in enough daily to match even a single paid member per day. But it still gets the bills paid. But at what cost?

    So even without the classifieds control panel being complete, I believe I am going to have to disable those Google ads completely and likely disable some options here that have been free since going to the new platform. Like classified ad bumping, member name changes, and anything else I can use to encourage this site to be supported by the members instead of the Google Adsense ads.

    But there is risk involved. I will not pay out of pocket for very long during this last ditch experimental effort. If I find that the membership does not want to support this site with memberships, then I cannot support your being able to post your classified ads here for free. No, I am not intending to start charging for your posting ads here. I will just shut the site down and that will be it. I will be done with FaunaClassifieds. I certainly don't need this, and can live the rest of my life just fine without it. If I see that no one else really wants it to survive neither, then so be it. It goes away and you all can just go elsewhere to advertise your animals and merchandise.

    Not sure when this will take place, and I don't intend to give any further warning concerning the disabling of the Google Adsense. Just as there probably won't be any warning if I decide to close down this site. You will just come here and there will be some sort of message that the site is gone, and you have a nice day.

    I have been trying to make a go of this site for a very long time. And quite frankly, I am just tired of trying. I had hoped that enough people would be willing to help me help you all have a free outlet to offer your stuff for sale. But every year I see less and less people coming to this site, much less supporting it financially. That is fine. I tried. I retired the SerpenCo business about 14 years ago, so retiring out of this business completely is not that big if a step for me, nor will it be especially painful to do. When I was in Thailand, I did not check in here for three weeks. I didn't miss it even a little bit. So if you all want it to remain, it will be in your hands. I really don't care either way.

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    Some people have indicated that finding the method to contribute is rather difficult. And I have to admit, that it is not all that obvious. So to help, here is a thread to help as a quide. How to become a contributing member of FaunaClassifieds.

    And for the record, I will be shutting down the Google Adsense ads on January 1, 2025.
  • Responding to email notices you receive.
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    In short, DON'T! Email notices are to ONLY alert you of a reply to your private message or your ad on this site. Replying to the email just wastes your time as it goes NOWHERE, and probably pisses off the person you thought you replied to when they think you just ignored them. So instead of complaining to me about your messages not being replied to from this site via email, please READ that email notice that plainly states what you need to do in order to reply to who you are trying to converse with.

JoeP at DGS

After seeing what this guy sold to Nancy Tim is doing everybody a public service by making it known what JoePee is selling. While he can talk the talk, JoePee can't walk the walk and that's what Tim is pointing out.


It's the old saying "Buyer beware" and it takes one or more individuals to get that message out, like Tim in this case.





Ralph Chapman
 
Tim left out an important part of the last message.. it was in response from someone asking what a particular mark was on their tree boa.

I did a search on yahoo and google for 'tree boa scars' and similar.. and found nothing that documented various types of scars and what might be their causes.  

While we might know the difference..there are alot of others who do not.  I remember I had a late 20's gentleman come into the store I used to run with a freshly hatched Ball Python that he got from a friend to pay off a debt (the friend owed him 100 bucks.. he gave him one of his eggs as payment since the guy always wanted a snake).  He incubated it.. when it hatched was scared it had 'cancer' or some other problem.  So he rushed it to the store for us to take a look at it.. he thought it was sick cause about 30% of its body was solid white instead of its normal pattern.  Needless to say it wasn't sick (and I about had a heart attack when I opened the snake bag... I was tempted to say it was sick and I would 'dispose' of the snake.. but.. I couldn't do it to the guy..) Obviously.. the 100 dollar debt that the snake was given to him for was paid of .. lol.  (why can't I have luck like that?!?!?&#33<img src="http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'>

Point of the story... there is a not a lot of information out there about scaring or other wounds.  Looking at Tim's site.. I don't see one letter dedicated to arboreal care.  Joe might not have sold the best quality herps.. but.. atleast he takes the time to try to educate others.

I think one part of being a good breeder and seller.. is the ability to help those that don't buy your stuff.. but.. thats just IMHO.

I think if you really want to help the arboreal community.. your time could be better spent elsewhere.
 
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I don't see one letter dedicated to arboreal care. </td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>

You are sort of correct and incorrect at the same time.  If you look closely at the first page you will see 2 links at the bottom where anyone can find all the information on ETB's and GTP's they will ever need.  These 2 resource sites are full of very well educated arborealists that can answer almost any question you can toss at them.  In addition, they both have lots of articles, care sheets, links to other quality breeders and dealers, and a lot of the latest research already on them.  I didn't see a need to type out what has already been done and quite well by older more experienced breeders and dealers long before me.  But I am providing a way for folks to find out what they need, when they need it, and in my own way on my own site.

Thanks for looking at it.
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I think one part of being a good breeder and seller.. is the ability to help those that don't buy your stuff</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
I wander how many folks have been helped out by this thread alone?  Past, present and future?
 
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I think if you really want to help the arboreal community.. your time could be better spent elsewhere.
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Seems Scotty found a place to spend his time elsewhere.

Looks like another JoePuker fan has come out of the closet.

Looks like someone may have some ulterior motives behind his posts.  Did you try and attack Tim to get "PERMISSION" to post on Jose Pukers dead forum?

Lame!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kepp up the good work Tim.  Have you seen all the deleted attemps of his to post on KS?  I wouild be willing bet anything that being banned for life is just killing him.
 
Really Mike?   Jeff at KS is doing such a good job that I didn't know JosePuker was even still trying.....

LOL



Keep up the good work Kingsnake.com!!!!!!!!





Ralph Chapman
 
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Mike Beard @ Nov. 01 2002,07:49)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I think if you really want to help the arboreal community.. your time could be better spent elsewhere.
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Seems Scotty found a place to spend his time elsewhere.

Looks like another JoePuker fan has come out of the closet.

Looks like someone may have some ulterior motives behind his posts.  Did you try and attack Tim to get "PERMISSION" to post on Jose Pukers dead forum?

Lame!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kepp up the good work Tim.  Have you seen all the deleted attemps of his to post on KS?  I wouild be willing bet anything that being banned for life is just killing him.</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
No.. I am still here.. but.. my own collection and my own web activites take up too much time as it seems.. trying to fit everything together.


I have been on Joe's forums and listserv well before this thread had started.

Is there a point to your posting?
 
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Joe might not have sold the best quality herps.. but.. atleast he takes the time to try to educate others.
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I will now handle my gravid boas as much as possible.
That way the babies will be tame. <img src="http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'>
 
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Joe might not have sold the best quality herps.. but.. atleast he takes the time to try to educate others.</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>

The problem here is that Joe himself nees ALOT of education.  It very common for him to post complete absurdities in a very matter of fact kind of manner.  All part of the supurb BS he spews.  A few examples, one of which Ritchie already pointed out...

*handling gravid snakes will make babies tamer.
*Using hyrdrogen peroxide to treat eye ailments in snakes is effective.
*Countless theories and stances on regurgitation syndrome.  From conducting "studies" (which no one has seen any evidence of) to having hidden "cures".  Yeh, well, we know how that all goes eh JoPee...?

JoPee is the master at sounding like he actually knows what he's talking about.  It's only though the most recent year(s) of compounded BS that the truth has come to light.

So, in essence...yeh, JoPee may have alot of information to share but the question is do you really want to use it?

Here's some more insight from his website...

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Our Goal
Our mission is to research and disseminate important biological, medical and husbandry related information about the all of the animals contained withing the Corallus family As an N.P.O. 100% of our income is returned to the day to day expenditure associated with promoting this goal.
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Translation...there's no way in hell that I can sell treeboas since no one will touch animals from my collection with a 10 foot pole so let me find some other way of hiding my income from the IRS.

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Here is some of what we do:
1: Captive-breeding facility: We currently maintain one of the most state of the art, private, Neo-Tropical Husbandry/Research facilities in the world.</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>

*ROFL*  Man, I'm not even gonna touch this one.  State of the art reserach facilities?  I'd like to see how a room full of tanks makes it a research facility?  What research goes on here aside from perhaps creating more inventive ways of killing treeboas.

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">2: ERS Research: Maintenance and distribution of all recorded information and the findings associated with our three year study.</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>

Riiiight...recording your findings should be all that difficult...it's simply a matter of feeding your snakes and watching them puke.

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">3: Web-site: We maintain an up to date, state of the art web site offering information on all phases of Corallus Husbandry.</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>

I invite you all to check out the website, pretty much unchanged for a while now...pretty much sums up all of his progress really.


</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">4: Interactive Media: We maintain two FREE public forums where up to minute information can be sought.</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>

Riiight, don't you mean where censorship rules and where you can attack  anyone at will without fear of rebuttal?
Hmmm....


</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">4: Toll Free Help Line: We maintain the only Toll Free Help & Information Line focusing on the Corallus complex in the world. You have a question, we'll try our best to find you the answers.</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>

In other words...someone call me please....
I'm sooo lonely...

I have a question?  Why do you continue to lie and avoid all questions proposed to you here on an unbiased legitimate message board over whic you have no control?  Why do you continue to attempt to sell people snakes from your infested collection?

Inquiring minds wanna know?
 
Danny thanx that was too funny. Seriously i am still laughing my butt off at the quotes and your repsonses...  <img src="http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'>
 
It's amazing how this individual and his closest cronies keep hanging themselves. This thread is more fun to read than the sunday funny pages. Just yesterday somebody asked about buying an Emerald tree boa from one of three people since I don't have any this year for sale. One of the three was JoePee, my answer was that I personally won't buy from that person or anybody who advertises with him. I directed him to this thread and told him to make up his own mind. He E-mailed me back saying that he saw the picture of the eye infection that JoePee had sent out and also wouldn't purchase from him as a result. That's one new corallus keeper who benifited from this thread that I know of.

The longer the thread lasts the more good it does.



Ralph Chapman

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Since its educating you want, lets look at this shall we......

Direct words from Mr.Polanco.  What appears in ( and bold ) are my words.

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">All of the circumstances that you have outlined are common to ERS animals in
my experience and that of the 12 individuals whose animals were part of my
two year study from December 1999 to December of 2001. I have detailed event
information on the 20 animals involved at my facility as well as less
comprehensive but none the less helpful files on 22 others.
Within that
group the scenarios and events you have outlined are all represented by
multiple animals.

(12 + 20 + 22 = 54 animals just from him that puked)
(Now lets see what trends are in the following shall we???)


**Ten year captive female acquired and fed ravenously for 8 months
(10 years fine, he gets it and it now a puker)

**A pair of CBB animals acquired as babies lacking any 1st tier exposure began
regurgitating within 3 weeks of each other at age 3.
(3 years fine then he turned them into pukers)

**WC female acquired gravid delivers a healthy brood and feeds uneventfully
for 7 months then begins regurgitating. In this case there was no contact
and the animal was not kept in the proximity of any sick animals.
(7 months in his care now a puker)

**A pair of CB juveniles raised for 4 years then both began regurgitating
simultaneously as a reaction to an increase in the frequency of feeding.
(4 years fine and he turned them into pukers)

**A CBB zoo-bred animal was acquired at 4 years of age with no history of
regurgitation but began regurgitating immediately upon arrival. Again zero
exposure.
(4 year old animal that he turned into a puker)

(See the trend.  Perfect animals before he gets them.  Then whammy he turns them into pukers.)


The accounts continue on in similar fashion and in fact the split of
affected animals is right at a 40/60 ratio, 40% being freshly imported as
compared to the larger number being of the LTC & CB animal group.

(Here is the best part, and he cant see it.)

Explanations? I have nothing at all of a definitive nature.

(Any blind man can see it.  He turns them into pukers.  Need any more education than that?)</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>

Have you learned anything yet?

The trend is easy to see.  He turns animals into pukers and kills them or sells them to unsuspecting victims.

So to Mr. Watley who thinks I am fibbing and stretching the truth.  I say these are in fact words directly from your loverboy and all I did was make it known to all.  Joe simply validated all my accounts of his total mass killings of ETB in his care.  

So where was I fibbing?

ANSWER
NO WHERE
 
More education for those who need it.

His sites TOS. Notice the highlighted portions.

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Admission of GUILT.

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Mike H.

Tree Boa Fan

Group: Tree Boa Fan
Posts: 29
Joined: Mar. 2002
Posted: July 05 2002,11:38    

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Just for the record, there is no "poaching" going on, just an invitation we send out to people advertising arboreals to use our free service. It's no different than people who join Link and/or banner exchange services (some people even pay 'website traffic' services who promise to get their sites a high rating in the search engines). Is there something wrong with us advertising our free service? after all it is free to both the buyer and seller and it is for the benefit of the buyers, sellers, and animals.

Don't you have anything else you can sink your obsession into other than our forum and classifieds board?

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Mike H.  
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Evidence of GUILT

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">From:  "Info"  
To:  xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject:  T.A.C. wants YOU! .....well, your ad anyway.
Date:  xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx


TIRED OF "FIGHTING FOR THE TOP"
JUST TO GET YOUR AD SEEN ?

FACT: Targeted Ad Classifieds are many times more effective than their random
shotgun counterparts. Come and see the site that over 500 individual daily users
{all looking for arboreal species} check up to three times daily! Best of all,
our site is a FREE - NON - PROFIT service. That's right, we are Classified
Library Site serving THE ENTIRE ARBOREAL COMMUNITY for FREE !
So Click the link BELOW your picture, jump to our site, post your ad, and see
what a little T.A.C. can do.
Or if you wish, we'll do it for you ! Reply to this email and instruct us to
copy your post to T.A.C. and we'll do so, pictures and all.



100% FREE   100% Arboreal

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I know several of you on here have gotten his spammed invites and reported him already.  

Simply do as his hosts ask and report him for violating his TOS.  They can be contacted at the following email addy.

[email protected] <[email protected]>

Starting to see a trend yet?

He has no morals and ethics and is as underhanded as you can get.  

DON'T let him spam you and get by with it.
 
Another JoPee gem.....

Well, ladies and gentlemen. Due to a glitch, I was able to read old posts on the TBF. i came upon a post entitled "That wasn't nice.". Posted by JoPee. In it, he attacked Tim Bowles. He then included an image/video link. This video was of what appeared to be a mentally challenged person singing a song in a voice making fun of mentally challenged people. This set me off. So I posted saying that was correct. It wasn't nice to post that when he looked like this... I then included a pic of a man bent over with his head inserted in his own backside. I wanted y'all to see his reply. In the hopes that y'all get as many laughs out of it as I have. I will paste the text and then the picture. Enjoy!!

While the board is down a word of advice about giving advice
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Posted by Joe P. on November 10, 2002 at 17:04:17:

In Reply to: THE BOARD IS HAVING SOME TECHNICAL PROBLEMS posted by Joe P. on November 09, 2002 at 20:40:45:




Tina CBB'99 Female

A word of advice about giving strangers advice from one who has lived to regret it on several occasions.

Some months ago a newbie from UTAH ( I necessarily won't use actual names in order to protect the innocent, namely myself. ), we'll just call him John, called me looking for animals and advice on how to best keep Emeralds. I talked to him at some length and tried to bring him to the realization that knowledge comes primarily via "understanding". I stressed the value of communing with the animals, through handling and quiet observation and told him that I believed that the needed level of "understanding" might be more readily achieved through such activities.

Those of you who know or are familiar with me are already aware that I tend to talk metaphorically and I guess I said things like, "Be The Ball" and "Try to think like an emerald" and "try to understand what the animal is feeling" etc. That's a pretty standard part of my rhetoric, and although I truly believe in it, I sometimes forget that not everyone to whom I speak has yet to acheive a complete level of human understanding. Some folks don't play with all the marbles because they simply never got the whole set to begin with. Others figure that learning to roll so many different colors is simply too complicated. Whatever the reason, I take full responsiblity for the short-sighted nature of my council.

The reality of "John's" situation I'm afraid, was that I misjudged him. And in mistakenly believing my meaning to be understood, I failed to make my message completely clear.

Recently he rushed to the ER and ( from an evaluation of his recent posts ) has apparently suffered some irreversible brain damage due to the condition in which he was found. When the Paramedics discovered him, incoherent and babbling, the above picture of Tina was found tightly clutched in his Vasaline covered hand. One can only surmise that he was attempting to enact my advice and "BE THE BALL".

Click this link to see the sad picture of what the Paramedics found that day, but be warned, this is not for the faint of heart!


Kids Don't Try This At Home This Man Is A Professional Moron

The link he provided is to the pic I posted of him. He couldn't even use his own pic. Here is that pic for factual support:

John%20Reese%20Yogi.jpg


Notice the address of this pic. If he deletes it, I will repost this pic with another address so he can't touch it.
 
Just goes to show you what a class act he is, not to mention his originality level.

I posted that picture months ago as a visual representation of Joe's rebuttals, guess he really liked it. He decided to use it now on his forum which is currently not allowing anyone to post because of "technical difficulties" (can we say lock-out?) and is also dying out quicker than a roomful of sick emerlds.

You now, if that forum dies, it will be somewhat sad. Where else can you learn about killing treeboas, see pictures of the same animals 7 times a week, and learn to grout floors and install tile all in the same place?

*sigh*
 
Just wondering here... for people that can't stand Joe and his website/forum.. you all seem to check it more of then those who post on it... LoL
 
Read this about your beloved JoeP Scott.

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Posted by Joe P. on January 27, 2002 at 15:19:33:

Point #1:
After having recieved 30+ emails from almost as many individual people asking me why I continue to tollerate the mudslinging and surreptious

advertising ploys engendered by certain dealers, so, having finally had enough I have broken with tradition and decided to stop allowing this

personal abuse. This is completely subjective decsision for which I alone bear the entire responsibility. If it's veiwed as hypocritical or

anything else, so be it.

Point #2:
Ben Siegel, you can do 1000 good deeds every day and no one will care once you screw up. The bottom line is you screwed me, a good

customer, over and now you what to use this board to whine about the effects of that decision. I'm not your mom (If I were, I would have

stressed a greater appreciation of the salad bar.) and am done listening to your whining and allowing you to abuse me on my own forum. If you

don't like it, start your own, that's what I did.


Incidently, I'm still awaiting my refund from both you and Matt. It's lovely that you guys treat each other and selected others well. I

certainly hope that continues, and maybe even spills over a bit.

Point #3:
This is NOT the "Board Of Inquiry". Here, if you get screwed, we do want to hear about it. If some individual has a legitmate request for

information about another individual, a breeder or a dealer, those posts too are welcomed.
What is unwelcomed and will no longer be tollerated

is these poorly veiled attempts at advertising. We have legitimate sponsors who have paid for their space and I welcome you to do likewise.

Both you and Matt obviously continue to make use of the forum, which is fine. The problem is, that your idea of "use" is just that. You are

USING it to promote yourselves and contributing nothing but negative BS. You guys are both herp professionals. If you want to

advertise, then pony up. Email me and I'll gladly give you the dealer rate. Otherwise my suggestion is that you try ADDING something of value

to the forum instead of what you normally, which is nothing because the abuse will no longer stand. If you wish to continue to be able to veiw

and utilize the forum, my recommendation is that you heed this final warning. Your actions have already negatively affected board

policy by being the first to actually cause messages to be deleted. The next move in that direction will be to start using that Ban list which

up until now has also not been done. Consider yourselves warned and I say this publically so that there is NO misunderstanding. Keep

any negative smart ass comments to yourselves. Failure to do so will result in your expulsion, so if you plan on going out with a bang, make

it a good one, because after that you'll have to have one of your many loyal customers email you my reply.

I know none of you to whom I am speaking have made any claims to be wise, but this is a word to you anyway. No more Mr. Bend Over Billy, and

if you are in doubt that this message may actually apply to you too, it probably does.

Here is what the Puker Saleman was so upset about. He started a topic on an annonymous person named "Ben", wink wink, and the replies were all NOT in his favor after describing what the Real BEN had outlined below. Then he started to back peddle in usual Polanco style. Months of the same Polanco jabs and snide remarks about Ben and Matt finally alienated himself from everyone.

Posted by Ben Siegel on July 25, 2001 at 13:43:02:

In Reply to: Question posted by Joe P. on July 25, 2001 at 12:52:41:

let me start by saying i like Joe P--we have talked on he phone numerous times, and i have sold him a hand full of animals never a problem. Today Joe contacts to tell me about a emerald he got from me that is having problems--you may remember it it was a animal i posted for $800 about 3 months ago--really pretty fresh import--joe called and said i would like to buy that one for $475 delivered--i am a good customer and i have sent some customers to you and will continue to send more, but i want to pay $475 on this one--mind you i was asking $800---joe is a good guy and after a little hesitation i said ok--i will ship it to you--i never heard a word other than how nice it was when he first got it---that was may 5th--joe calls and e-mails me today that he is having a problem and that he wants to return that animal for a full credit--and i said joe--it is not our normal policy to take animals that we sell at almost half our asking price back after being notified of a problem almost three months later--i said to him that i do not know of any dealer that would do so 3 weeks later let alone 3 months later--he named a mutual business associate that i do alot of business with as one of the people that would absolutely take that animal back--i said joe--let me think about it and i will call a couple of my peers and get back to you---so i called his source that he said routinely takes back animals long after they have been received---i know him well and explained the situation--HE INSTRUCTED ME TO DO NOTHING-he said that is the most ridiculous thing he has never heard, and would never do anything 3 months later-he told me give him nothing at all--that you are just letting yourself get screwed in this deal---i told him ok and against his advice--called joe and offered him half credit on the animals which was more than i thought i should do, but like i said--i like joe--that was not good enough for him--he said he would send me back half the snake for half the credit(he was joking i am sure)-i said no--keep the snake and i will give you half credit--this was till not good enough-joe continued to tell me how he was going to start a thread on here and then tell every body why he started it after everyone posted that they have bought from me on his advise--then unleash the fact of this story---well i thought i would post my side--again i like joe--sorry i had to lose him as a customer--but i cannot give a 3 month guarantee an animal that was not sold as feeding(it was sol as a fresh import)-3 months after the fact---Joe man--i offered half credit and you keep the animal--that was on your word 3 months later---i cannot do better than that---if i sell one of my guaranteed feeder emeralds--for $350-$1000--and my customers have a problem with it--i take it back--no questions asked--i have sold more than 55 guaranteed feeders this year and have not had one problem--not one phone call back---i have sold to many of the people on this forum and many of them are my long term customers for years--i am sure they can attest to my good nature and fair business practices---i am sorry joe that you have to drag my name through the proverbial mud because you had a problem with a snake you got, but like i said--i am probably the only dealer in the world--that would give even half credit 3 months later on a freshly imported animal---that is not good enough i guess

Joes long awaited back peddle to Bens side of the story, that it has not been in JoePukers favor. At all, by any poster in the thread.

Posted by Joe P. on July 26, 2001 at 01:45:28:

In Reply to: this thread turning into something it was never meant to be??--come on--more inside-PLEASE READ posted by Ben Siegel on July 25, 2001 at 22:48:16:

Well, all this has been very interesting Ben. I imagine that the guilt, compounded by the possible consequences surrounding your decision, must have been too strong a motivator for you to ignore. I did indeed read you the post, directly off the forum, AFTER having posted it, prior to your call back. You see, I had already made my decision with reference to doing any business with you in the future. But nowhere in that post did I reference either you, or anything even remotely associated with the topic you initiated. Apparently you didn’t want to wait to see what happened, or where I was going with the thread. I guess you thought that by jumping out you might defuse some as yet unseen time bomb. Well, I can assure you that there would have been no explosion. I choose to do business with those that I find worthy of my business. I choose to recommend those that will reflect well upon me. I don’t and didn’t jump out and start bashing you. There is NOT A SINGLE REFEREENCE TO YOU or anything even remotely negative or sinister in the original post. This is route is the one you have chosen. Everything that follows is a damn sight more information than I ever would have publicly posted. Certainly, if someone asks, I’ll tell them the truth, what would you prefer? But, since you chose to play your cards face up before the dealer finished dealing, here’s my version of what happened.

On May 3rd I received an animal that Ben had had listed for sale for over a month. The price for which it was listed is irrelevant. Worth vs. value and all that. I paid virtually exactly what I was willing to pay for the animal listed, having offered slightly less than what I believed the animal to be worth and negotiated to a slightly higher figure. No mention of the animal being sold “AS IS” was ever made. No mention of it being sold as a “non-feeder”, “fresh import” or any other deviation from your normal guarantee was ever mentioned. I am NOT an importer, and by the way, neither are you. You have stated that you sell “AS IS” animals right off your list for $225.00 and guaranteed feeding, problem free animals, starting at $350.00.
Correct me if I’m wrong, the $475 I paid is well over the guaranteed price. As far as I was and am concerned, I purchased what was purported to be a problem free animal, fully covered by the usual live arrival and standard feeding assurances, which I assume I had also always done in the past. This is where all of contention has been generated from. You say that because you asked some ridiculous price for the animal, and I paid less that I should expect less. Thank God it was only a snake and not a new car. Sorry Ben, that crap just doesn’t cut it with me. In truth, you sold me a bad animal. You don’t want to make good on it either because you believe that I created the problem or because somewhere you have come to believe that if I a negotiates to pay less for a service, then they should expect less. Again, you can play that with somebody else, but not with me. I sell that crock and I don’t drink from it either.

Now, in order to put this entire thing straight, here is my account of what happened. I remind everyone, what you are reading was generated as a result of Bens actions or reaction to a inane post that made no mention of him, any problem or even anything slightly negative. Read the original post if there is some doubt in your mind. If in fact Ben version of the incident were the truth as I know it (this is not to say that he is lying. I’m sure he believes what he has said) there would be no problem. In fact, there is no problem even though my version of the events don’t jive with his. Freshly imported animals can be had by me and most likely anyone else in 10 lots from the same source that supplies Ben. The prices for such animals is quite a bit less (percentage wise) than what he sells his freshly imported singles for. There is certainly nothing wrong with that, it’s the nature of the business and who a profit is generated. I believe in my heart that Ben believes he was selling a fresh import. But I can assure you, such was never directly stated to me, and had it been, I would most assuredly not have paid a penny more than what I have paid his source directly for “special animals”, and that’s a damn site less than what I paid. Yes, I negotiated to buy the animal a reduced price, but I never agreed to any reduction in services or guarantee, of that you can be certain.

Here’s the Blow by Blow:

The animal arrived the 3rd, and on the 4th was sent out to the vet for cultures. There it was weighed in, checked for parasites inside and out, and upon return later that day, placed in quarantine. During the evening two days later, after having seemingly settled in to the point of actively hunting, the animal was fed a (4” snout to vent) weanling rat. Five days later on the 12th it regurgitated a large cylindrical hairball. Upon dissection, the plug was found to be comprised completely of hair with no other solid matter. Incidental regurgitations are a fact of life with Emeralds. Unpleasant as that may be, although it doesn’t happen often, it does happen and is not necessarily a death knoll. That fact (hope) compounded by the fact that this animal was and is one extraordinarily beautiful snake, prejudiced me, impaired my judgment, and in hind sight, perpetuated the only mistake which I will own in this incident. Rather than informing Ben immediately (which actually didn’t even occur to me), I decided to wait and see if the animal repeated the problem. Admittedly, the prudent thing to do would have been to inform Ben at the first sign that the animal was having a problem. I didn’t. Instead, I made a judgment call based upon the condition of the animal (outwardly perfect), the composition of the regurgitation (primarily not indicating HCL problems), and my relative familiarity with the species in general and more specifically, with ERS in particular. I felt relatively confident that this was an isolated, idiopathic and non-recurrent event. Obviously, my judgment was impaired by my own desire to keep this stunning animal. Plain old wishful thinking.

On the May 20th I again fed the animal and again on the 24th it regurgitated. At that point I opted to run a course of Flagyl through her in an effort to stop the hairball regurgitations. After 5 appropriately spaced half doses, followed by another clean fecal exam, and a full reload treatment with PB8, the animal was fed another weanling rat on the 20th of June. This time no regurgitation ensued. On the 27th she passed a normal solid bowel movement, the bolus of which was composed of the normal feces and hair. Again under microscopic exam she checked out clean. Things were looking up.

On July 4th the animal was fed a small rat (5” snout to vent) (yeah, I know, the forth of July and I’m feeding snakes….I have no life). Five days later on the 9th she again regurgitated another hair plug from what was otherwise a fully digested meal. At this point I really should have called it quits and called Ben, but I didn’t. Instead, I decided to give it one last go. One more shot at keeping her, after all, these hairball regurgitations were something I had seen before and successfully dealt with. But in truth, I new that more often than not such repetitions inevitably escalate into more serious problems. Again I was being influenced by my love for the beauty of this animal. I didn’t want to believe that this was ERS. I was attempting to dismiss the regurgitated hair as part of an adjustment to a foreign diet. I was (as EU once so adeptly put it) in full blown denial.

On the 20th I fed her again and like clockwork on the morning of the 25th I found the regurgitated plug. This time the plug consisted of an undigested skull and the still attached vertebral column as well as the now customary hair. I was finally convinced and new I had to call it quits. I emailed and subsequently called Ben to report the problem and requested an in-store credit against the purchase of a future animal.

Over the course of the past 12 months I have purchased 3 amazons and 4 emeralds from Ben. I have recommended dozens of individuals to him many of which purchased from him. I have even gone as far as to recommend individual animals that he was selling OVER animals that I had for sale! Why? Because this is what I do. I conduct my business with the belief that MY best self-interest lies firmly implanted in the best interest of my customers. This has been the first problem that I’ve had with any of the animals purchased from Ben. While everything was going along well, Ben was happy as hell to take my money, and my recommendations right to the bank. However, at the first sign of trouble, just like some sleazy insurance adjuster, decides to deny the only claim I’ve ever made. In short, Ben sent me a regurgitating snake. When I received the animal it weighed 2.2lbs. It was carrying a normal parasite load, and was as beautiful and outwardly healthy an animal as any I have ever seen. I purchased this animal under the same assumptions that I had previously had, an understanding that it had fed, and had been doing well for him. After all, it had been at his place for at least a month and was listed for sale in his web gallery for an obscene amount of money! (If I had paid more would it not have regurgitated?) I feel completely justified in asking for a full credit. I am returning to him the animal in perfect weight, and virtually in better physical condition than that in which it was received. After all, it’s completely parasite free now! L0L! The only difference between this animal now, and this animal when it was sold to me was that I now know, AS DOES BEN, that what he sold me was freezer bait. Now I’m not suggesting that Ben new that when he sold it, I’m feel certain he didn’t. But had I decided to pay $600 or $800 for it, would it not have had the same problem? It’s not as if he wouldn’t have accepted more money. But does the fact that I negotiated the price down to a more reasonable figure in any way absolve him of his responsibility to back the animal up? In my opinion Ben is using the time factor, which is in this case is a NON-factor as his excuse to shirk his obligation to make good on a bad animal.

In all fairness to Ben, I’m not certain any other big dealer would honor my request either. Maybe that says something about who you should consider buying from. If a dealer can’t afford to honor the needs and satisfaction of his customers, then why purchase anything from them? Price? Not hardly! I paid more for this snake from Ben (the big dealer) than I would have had to, had I asked the importer to get it back from Ben and sell it to me directly! But the truth is that I don’t begrudge anyone the right or need to make a living. I was and always will be willing to allow Ben or anyone else to make a few dollars off of me as long as there is some value (in this case the warranty so to speak) exchanged in return. Besides, supposedly the more or more often you buy, the better the pricing becomes, right? The more consideration you get, right? The better you are treated, right? Duhhhhh maybe not… this might be that learning curve, or wake up call that Paul Lord mentioned in his post.

Well, I tell you this, I certainly honor my customers, and there are plenty of them out there to attest to that. I may not be Ben Siegel Reptiles, but then today, I’m pretty glad of that. Quite simply I believe in treating my customers the way I wish to be treated, the way I expect to be treated, the way I demand to be treated by those vendors with whom I choose to do business!

Was I wrong in not informing Ben immediately? Yes, apparently I was. Would having done so made even the slightest bit of difference in the outcome or condition of this animal? Absolutely not! Offering me half credit back I find insulting. It’s not about the money, it never has been with me and anyone who knows me, knows that! Hell, I’ve already doubled the cost of the animal in vet bills alone! I do for every animal I bring into the collection! Ben, you keep your little money. Hell, retire on it, revel in it! But assured, it’s the last of my money, and or any associated business which might come via my recommendations that you will ever see. Every businessman knows, that repeat customers are what garners their success. I’m happy for you that you have enough of them that you can afford to lose some. Thank goodness that there are others willing to keep their word, walk the walk and equitably handle their customers problems and concerns. You see Ben, I’ll accept my culpability in the matter, and I’ll live with it. Both you and I know, all I would have to do is write a simple letter and have the entire thing charged back. Credit card protection is a wonderful thing. But that would be the cheesy thing to do. Accepting half a credit from you be akin to acceptance of half the responsibility for this animals condition. If I believed time to be a relevant factor, I would never have said anything at all, but the fact is, that it played no part at all in what transpired other than to give you an excuse.

In closing I’ll say again that it was never my intention to name Ben Siegel Reptiles publicly at any point during this string. Nor did I intend to divulge any of the details concerning this matter. I had no intention of bringing it out publicly at all! My sole intent was to reinforce to Ben, that I had not only been a very frequent repeat customer, but had also recommended a great many others to him as well. The string was to be used to leverage and hopefully strengthen my case in an effort to have him resolve the matter favorably and equitably for everyone. Unfortunately, that’s not what happened. I don’t accept any responsibility for that either.

If after reading this, my position is judged by you to be untenable as several of you indicated previously, then I’ll accept that as a fault, and embrace it as my own. Perhaps I’m just a greedy bastard who wants it all his own way. If so, it’s an imperfection I’ll have to live with, whose consequences I’ll have to bear. However, hopefully I’ve made it clear as to why I expect of Ben what I requested. The fact is, that I don’t care if Ben has given everyone else on the planet free tree boas 100 times over. What I DO care about is how I was treated on the only occasion I ever had to approach him with a problem. If that seems ridiculous, then so be it, I can live with that too.


Scott, you should really do your homework before jumping into bed with him.

Do a search on this BOI and see which of the two have the most outstanding reputations and which one you will side with.
 
Joe Puker......

Just wondering here... for people that can't stand Joe and his website/forum.. you all seem to check it more of then those who post on it...

And exactly what business is it of yours, Scott? You have no history or dealings that I know of with JoPee. You were not involved in any of this fiasco with him. So why do you feel the need to jump in here and play "Captain Save-a-ho"? I have tried to stay out of this as much as I can. I am sick of all the BS and petty cr@p. But Joe has taken it too far this time. Making fun of mentally challenged people is where I draw the line. Joe has attacked me on many occasions. Like when I used to post on his forum. A person posted a bunch of derogatory posts against Joe. I know who did it, when they did it, and so forth. Yet Joe blames me publicly and immediately bans me so that I can not post a rebuttal. Here are a couplke of posts for background history.

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Posted by Joe P. on March 01, 2002 at 21:19:40:

These lovely preceeding comments are courtesy of John Reese. Perhaps not as
annonymous as you he would have liked, certainly not as intelligent, and
obviously not as witty. I will be deleting these posts, just wanted everyone to
get a look first of what a quality group of folks awaits those who might choose
to check it out what I'm sure will be an invaluable new resource. Both the Fauna
Classifieds "B.O.I." and the SciFi Channels "Crossing over with John Edward" are
equally as informative and valuable a format.

I can't post my reply as it was deleted. But here is what another poster put in response.

Posted by Reptiles on March 01, 2002 at 23:31:30:

In Reply to: The Eliquent Musings Of John Reese Jr. posted by Joe P. on March
01, 2002 at 21:30:23:

the posts were not from John Reese. I know this for a fact. John has nothing
against Joe. Joe did however have a deal fall through with John. John pretty
much just backed out a week ago because he didn't feel comfortable but he has or
had no hard feelings. And John can't defend himself because Joe has banned him
already!

Footnote: Read earlier in this thread. It was Joe whom backed out of the deal.

He says it was my IP address that the derogatory posts were posted from. I denied it as I know that was not the case. He edited the actual IP, copied mine, and then pasted it. Funny thing is, during that time, there was (what he called) a glitch in his board. All posts came back to him as the poster. The IP's and originator e-mail addresses all came back to him. We all like to refer to those times as Joe's "talking to himself" phase. He is sitting there blaming me for those posts when all the posts were coming back to him. *LMFAO*

Scott, you need to go and do some research, boy. Before you jump in on something that you have no clue what you are talking about.

Thank you and have a nice night!!!

GO RAIDERS!!!!
 
To both Tim and EmeraldGuy:

I have not just jumped into this. I have been following this for much longer then you would ever want to believe (because anything that is against your ideas always seem implausable).

I joined this discussion to give more than just one biased side to the discussion. All that is on here is bad dealings with him. I admit I have never purchased an emerald from him.. but that does not mean I have never had any experiences with him. Joe has been of great help with me via his listserv and through personal emails. He has shown a level of intergrity to me that I see so little of in this industry.

Tim has not shown this level of integrity to me when he would shop in the store that I ran. When I recieved three emeralds that were in bad shape (was sold as LTC.. but.. that was up to debate I think).. I was looking to various people for assistance (I have only worked with Amazon's.. not Emeralds). Joe sent me very detailed emails that gave me ideas and chances to try to save these beautiful snakes. Tim came in the store and mentioned his experience so I asked for his assistance. Tim did not give any thought at all to what might be able to help them.. his exact advice was to put them in the freezer and get it over with now. Through Joe's help.. I was able to get a two of the feeding for a short time (but the owner of the store kept these in display and would constantly try to handle these guys.. which caused obvious stress related issues.. it was very hard for me to watch him do it to them). All that Tim offered was slander (unwarranted) about Joe Polanco.. without showing the least bit of concern for the 1.2 emeralds. Should Tim be potrayed here as 'holier than though'. IMHO no.. and more than just his one side should be posted. This is forum has been created to allow more than one opionion, correct? I don't need to read your posts to make a decision as to who is a good or a bad guy. Actions speak louder then words.. and.. your actions have already (and continue) speaking for you.

EmeraldGuy... I was not part of your problem with Joe so debating a personal issue is of no concern to me or this thread.

On a side note..Tim.. I think you need to learn how to edit your quoted texts.. sheesh...
 
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