A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago. Nothing
is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened, what's the
hold up?'
'
Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey,
Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a
$10 Million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with
gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up
a collection.'
The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving?'
'About a gallon.'
is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened, what's the
hold up?'
'
Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey,
Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a
$10 Million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with
gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up
a collection.'
The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving?'
'About a gallon.'