jason77
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Why Men Are Just Happier People -
What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put..The
garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is
just another snack. You can be president. You can never be
pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO
T-shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have
to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nu! t on a bolt
Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental -- $100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them The
occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut,
blister, or mangle your feet. One mood -- all the time. Phone conversations
are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own
jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If
someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for three-pack.. Three pairs of shoes are more than
enough. You almost never have strap problems in public.. You are unable to
see wrinkles in your clothes. Eve! rything on your face stays its original
color. The same hairstyle last s for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your
life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of
shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails
with a pocketknife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a
mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in
25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier!
I hope women understand now...LOL
What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put..The
garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is
just another snack. You can be president. You can never be
pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO
T-shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have
to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nu! t on a bolt
Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental -- $100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them The
occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut,
blister, or mangle your feet. One mood -- all the time. Phone conversations
are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own
jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If
someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for three-pack.. Three pairs of shoes are more than
enough. You almost never have strap problems in public.. You are unable to
see wrinkles in your clothes. Eve! rything on your face stays its original
color. The same hairstyle last s for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your
life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of
shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails
with a pocketknife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a
mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in
25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier!
I hope women understand now...LOL