Ok, so I'm bored, and on Animal Planet (or discovery or something) is a show "When Animals Attack" - you know the type. So I'm watching, and its the usual fare. Guy gets attacked by a bear. Ok, he deserves to be on- that would hurt. Guy gets stomped by an elephant. Bummer, ok. Why the HELL- did they put a guy getting bitten by a ball python? And the tag line? "See a man wrestle with death, and escape with his life!" OH MY GOD! What would be appropriate- seeing like a LARGE python hit someone in the face- that would hurt. Or a hot hit someone- now that would deserve some TV time. But a freaking Ball Python? (Did I mention it hit his hand?). Pathetic. If you didn't end up in the hospital, why are you on TV? 
to the damn boob tube.
