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What's the process of applying for a job at Hooters? They just give you a bra and say, "Here, fill this out".
What's worse than waking up at a party and finding a penis drawn on your face? Finding out it was traced.
What are the three shortest words in the English language? Is it in?
What is Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.
How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By becoming a ventriloquist.
What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor!
What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? The taste!
What's long and hard and full of semen? A submarine!
What did the elephant ask the naked man?
How do you breathe out of that thing?
What's worse than waking up at a party and finding a penis drawn on your face? Finding out it was traced.
What are the three shortest words in the English language? Is it in?
What is Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.
How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By becoming a ventriloquist.
What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor!
What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? The taste!
What's long and hard and full of semen? A submarine!
What did the elephant ask the naked man?
How do you breathe out of that thing?