Birds Aren't Real

So I looked it up on wikipedia:'t_Real

I learned it is (supposedly) satirical. Humanity has become so Chiroptera-caca cuckoo lately that I honestly didn't take it as satire when I read the linked page. It doesn't come off as more fake than some similar claims groups have been making for decades or more.
I actually started reading their "history" and I couldn't get through it all. I figured they were either wackos or worked for CNN as crack reporters (or both).

I am just glad I don't have to pull down our bird feeders.

Of course, Connie would swear that the doves infesting the feeders are aliens. :)